Doing pigtails
I can’t do pigtails, and I’m not much better with barrettes.
“That’s OK, Daddy,” says Liana, my 7-year-old, who’s going into second grade in about, oh, eight minutes -- if I can get her and her little sister going on time. “You had all boys in your family.”
Which is true. So my cluelessness in this area is somewhat excusable. (By the way, when did she get so … reasonable?)
My wife, however, who started her new school year as a high school counselor at some ungodly hour this morning, knows all this stuff. She knows what Liana needs for the first day of school (the supplies are packed in a plastic bag by her new backpack), what Alison -- age 4, and quite proud of it -- needs for preschool (it’s there too), and much, much more. All I have to do is make sure they have a decent breakfast and get to school on time.
And that’s hard enough.
I hold Liana up to the mirror so she can see that my barrette job isn’t entirely horrible.
“You look beautiful,” I say, and she snarls that joking snarl.
“Hideous!” she’ll usually reply, though I can’t recall if she did this time. It’s one of her favorite words, after all. She likes “hideous” and “disgusting” and gross things like bugs and worms and spiders that suck the blood out of flies; and if I could bottle up her wonderfully buoyant second-grade self for the next 10 years, I would.
But I can’t do that. We have to let them grow up.
We got to her classroom door and the bouncy little girl is suddenly all shy and a little scared looking as she greets her new teacher. She looks down, and barely mumbles hello. The room is almost filled; I should have gotten here earlier, I reproach myself silently. And as I greet her new teacher, I make that kind of instant assessment that seems, uncannily, to be so often right.
I’m relieved. She seems warm and kind, which is all I really care about, mostly. She directs Liana to her assigned seat, next to three goofy-acting second grade boys (how redundant is that!) and then goes over to make sure she feels at home. I like that.
Maybe they like hideous things too, I think to myself. Maybe this will be all right.
It’s the first day of school in Arlington, Va. I take Alison to her preschool and think, as I drive to work, about all the “big picture” issues in education that I’ll be writing about this week.
And tonight, after I get home, I’m going to learn to do pigtails.
Lawrence Hardy, Senior Editor
